Satire by Keslin Bloviate found in Massachusetts Waters Scientists of the highest order investigating these symtoms announced "This
substance called Bloviate interacts explosively (hence the name bloviate)
disengaging speaking parts of the brain with its rationale portions . Those with
this disorder called Bloviators disease can be identified by long rambling
speech patterns which are highly accusatory without offering substance
approaching the paranoid state." The CDW (center for dangerous waters) has
reported other locations are in Illinois (Springfield) and locations in
Calfornia. Apparently bloviators origin can be found in Massachusetts
waters GLOBAL WARMING GW CRITICS RELIGION TALK RADIO Its been reported that Pope Benedict (who has a record of infallibility) was asked to issue a Papal Bull sanctifying the recent study by the UN which stated "The earth is warming". Perhaps bearing in mind the last time a Catholic Pope was asked to pronounce on a scientific treatise and the Gallileo episode when the sun revolved around the earth. The Catholic Pontiff politely refused and had reportedly responded, some suggest crypticly, "The weather is outside- I will pray for you". Take the sun which drives our weather system, its radiation fluctuates wildly, we only know this recently. The earth magnetic fields reverse polarity. We only know this recently, no body was around to record what happens when it does. The earth warmed up and cooled when there were no SUV's, then it iced up the sea level dropped. The "Big Apple" was twice as big, and when it warmed the sea level rose and Florida got smaller. So we don't know. Hey maybe the Pope is right , the weather is outside. Holy Samoly !Maybe the guys is infallible, and Gore isn't.
SADDAM'S CAPTURE And Saddam, What did you do with your minster of misinformation known as Bagdad Bob ???
. On TOP OF THE STORY Earlier reports of cloning by the SSS (Swiss Secret
Service)have been discounted the captured Saddam (however you spell his last
name) is the original.
Trolls in Michigan ? They're not in the UP upper peninsula ! They're Living Below The Mackinaw
Bridge.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO RIDGE ??? After Ridge left The color orange was banned and sekrut orders were posted to burn all pix of Ridge except for use as dart board and tape over TV Homeland Security taped commercials with Ridge Picture which saved thousands..... .....
SHOW REVIEWS .....MAY 04 ... SWEEPS.. NBC'S 5 BOMBER.... EARTHQUAKE 10.5 LOTS OF
SHAKE RATTLE N ROLL....Heads shook, eyes rolled, and remotes rattled...,as
buttonitis set in and parts of California sank into the who cares abyss. Didn't get any better in 06 sweeps (yea it was a rerun) only we saved the review
. HOLLYWOOD BACKSTAGE TYPE REPORTERS
THERE'S A STORY HERE SOMEWHERE CBS corporate song to New York New York melody parody comming up LINK Please remember to hit back button to get back to this site However siding with his position was Eric Boehlert,of SALON, "Where the
effete meet to bleat" emag,piously postulating on PBS NOW,(11/7/03)"Like cause,
even pope whatzisname was right to make Galileo do a rewrite, cause it would
sell better, cause even two year olds know how the world turns, if they don't
then they're stupid"
Chris Mathews (CNBC)on his syndicated panel show had it right 11/09 "Enough
factual material existed without resorting character
asassination
Reacting to pressure from United Fund supporters the Las Vegas authorities
had requested Jackson remove his (Boy) Scout Master uniform and surrender in
street clothes which is why surrender took so long. ...Responding to criticism
BSA (Boy Scouts of America)officials about their "Humanitairian Award" to the
pop music star. Retorted It was meant to go to the other Michael, basketball
player Michael Jordan, which got somehow confused with Jackson because somehow
all those names look the same.
Bending over to pressure from the Gay community BSA allowed the award
presentation to take place anyway. Please remember comment below is satire
CONSPIRACY ! CONSPRACY! CONSPIRACY!
Canadians do not be decieved by Michael Moore's ( Farenheit 911) revelation
that California, Washington,Oregon, New York,Massachusetts and the US northern
east coast will join Canada into one grand union of Canada. Michael Moore is not his real name he is an agent of the Mexican Government. The complete expose
of the evil plan cabal will pe posted... Soon . A hint at whats to come of Bush appeal for "consensus"
MAT PUBLISHER WAR ON CHICAGO SUN TIMES IS ABOUT
SATIRE OF L.J. (MOSES) KESLIN
SATIRE (to print this click print preview, print & click page nr of pages, then print)
My Guardian Angel must have prompted me to write this in 06 because his 08 New Year encylical will say this in no uncertain terms Popes statement
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Now scholars are busy interpreting his remarks. It is not clear what the Pope meant by "the weather is outside". Scholars are asking outside of what ? Outside the window ? Outside the Vatican ? Oh ! he probably meant the weather is outside the churches perview, and the UN report did say its too late for man to change it so they expect God to do it. Then why did the Pope say "the weather is outside" ?
Then he used the phrase "I will pray for you" .What would the Pope pray for ? Does the phrase "I will pray for you" mean he would pray for the fools who believe they can change the weather ?. Pray that they are right ? Pray that they are wrong ? Pray for those with their handsout for research grants don't spend that money in the Bahamas, or pray for those affected by those affected by the regulations the politicans will dream up based on false assumptions.
In addition by using the word "outside" what did he mean ? While it is true the weather does occur "outside" by using that word what did he mean ? Did he mean the weather occurs outside of mans control ? Then who does ?
SCROLL TO US MAT WARS ON YOU KNOW, AND WARS ON, ON !!by search engines
QUESTIONS FOR CAPTURED SADDAM THEY SHOULD HAVE ASKED INCLUDING WHERE ARE THOSE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION BEFORE THEY SLOWLY HUNG HIM.
And did you
own ? The Al Jezera or El Jazzera, sometimes spelled eLJezzera, or sometimes
spelled elJisera,and sometimes its even spelled this way, Oljesera the infamous
Arab TV network located in Qatar (sometimes pronouced gutter)?
Has anyone
read you the fairytale "The Emperor Has No (Weapons of Mass Destruction)
Clothes"?
Is The former Iraqi Minister of Information known as "BB"
or Bagdad Bob still lost in one of the lost secret passages beneath Bagdad
guarding a lost W.M.D depot? David Letterman, had "Bagdad Bob"Editing NY Times
which was promptly denied by The NY Times Big Burgher while conceding he could
use the help.
ARE TROLLS LIVING BELOW THE MACKINAW BRIDGE
Do you know why
Ohioans sing the tune " I don't give a damm for the whole state of Michigan
cause I'm from Ohio?"
Well sir. They were breaking up
Virginia territory which every thing up to Illinois was once
Virginia.
Well sir. Michigan woncet(wonst) claimed Toledo
not as Ohio(a nice little Ohio town I woncest (wonst) stayed at)but Michigan.
With that, the Ohio militia moved in to protect it because the Michigan militia
was going to move in and claim it for Michigan as its own.
Well sir, peace was declared. Now this was during the time when peace treatys
always means somebody gets screwed the indigenous Americans (we were so stupid
at the time we mistook them for "Indians"and still do) AND EVEN WHITE MEN.,This
time some French,Welsh,Swiss,Germans,Poles,Irish,Finnish,and Norskys (lots of
them) all who ever was dere and below on de udderside u da lakes,called
Wisconsinites.
So Wisconsin got screwed.They gave the UP
known as the Upper Peninsula to Michigan So thats why there are so many trolls
dere in da UP.Now trolls, according Norse legend are little ugly people who live
below the bridge, Mackinaw that is.
Then US security chief Ridge ordered SIGNS ON ALL AIRLINE TIX
GATES
..NO SHOES, NO SOX, GET SERVICE...
NOW 3 CSI SHOWS ON CBS; LasVegas, Miami,now
New York ??
Will freeze all away
As we put mistakes on
ice
memories will all fade away
We will make it with reruns of CSI, Then
reruns of the 50's ABC will try
Then we'll get folks to eat worms,
hope
they get germs, and watch em die
We'll be on top as they watch them
drop
It will save our day
You want to be there and watch them drop
CBS
will be there up on top,
refrain (or are we talking about NBC
?)
CBS, PBS, NBC, all mentioned historical
inaccuracies in their news presentations.
TODAYS DRUDGE REPORT ( an accurate
but conservative bent Inet publication). It was picked up by the NY Times (a
politically liberal publication).
.... Beefs were portrayal of alive but
incapacitated historical figures Nancy & Ronnie (President Reagan reported
to be dying see Drudge report) and historical inaccuracies contained in the
production. A combination that caused CBS to drop the proposed series and a
every day business decision. CBS was looking at a contraversial over budget
production accompanied by a retinue of lawyers.
One who
should know this better than anyone else is a news anchor.
California Recall election epilog ...
Terminator gets the
Validator after terminating Grey Davis who tried to terminate the terminator by
hammer and thong
HOW- NOW,And LA Times got Slimed
.....As one wag put it"Now that the California legislature handed Swartsenegger
a license to grope by defeating a tax ballot issue. As Governor the only groping
Arnold Swartzenegger is going to do now, is grope for budget solutions"
A PLETHORA OF COPYRIGHTS
MY THREE LITTLE
WARS
Da Tree(3)Little
Wars,
Its
da
War On You
Know-
den deres
da
War With The Chicago Sun
Times
Pub of no biz web
site gets biz buz bugged bit by big city paper
Nightshade pulls down on
"Call Northside 777" CST tradition
War charges discriminatory ad pricing
policy for classified ad if your epage is mentioned your charged a big bucks
commercial rate.
den
finally da
Sekrut(SECRET)
WAR GOING ON "ON"
Search engine
secret movement reported, Secret Wars on on hidden on last page
....WAS MICHAEL JACKSON BUNDLING NOT FONDELING ? WE WILL
NEVER KNOW...
Bundling; Google or
Firefox The term up. Its described somewhere on the net,
A CASE FILLED WITH WHINE
WAIT N SEE IF THERE'S CRIME PROFESSED BY PRESS
WHILE PASSING OUT
PROSECUTION AND DEFENSE DISHES OF GRIME AND SLIME
HE WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY
After being charged with molestation of little boys while sleeping
with them.
In Vegas after 3 days. Left for the Santa Barbara slammer got a 3
million walkaround (bail)in beggars clothes leaving a CNN TV crew hanging around
interviewing interviewers as private jet pulled into hanger prosecution
shamefully; snivelled, and snickered.
At his arraignment
Jackson put on an impromptu performance for hundreds of his supporters outside
the courthouse after entering a plea of "not guilty" dancing on the hood of a
car. (He said earlier at his arrest cops hurt his tiny wrist and couldn't move
one hand)..
US MAT EXCLUSIVE
EXODUS OF
HOLLYWOOD TYPES RUSE TO BRING CANADA INTO GREATER MEXICO
BUT FIRST A VERY VERY IMPORTANT
WAR
It is Canada
Warned You Know
Causing Canadian Identity Loss
Canada Your In Dire
Danger
YOUR POLITICIANS ARE USING YOU KNOW!!
A Canadian College Supports This War
You Know- You Can't
Complete A Sentence Without It
Is Your Favorite Radio Talk show host a fathead ?
Do they cut you
off in the middle of your statement?
Are You Tired of Them and Their Guests
Constant "YOU KNOWS"???
If they can bleep the "F" word (in US if its not used
as an adjective) and the "N" word why can't they bleep out "YOU KNOW"
NAILMAIL (via e or snail) THIS TO YOUR FAVORITE RADIO TALK SHOW HOST
Time
To Put Talk Radio Hosts In Hubris Denial
Cover Your Mirrors !!! (I once
emailed WTMJ's Charlie Sykes this statement and he didn't get it)"
Its too
many;"You Knows "that got ESPN Sportser Rush Limbaugh,remember him? fired, and
Nat PBS Syn $how L Rukheiser who Uses Term "Talk To Me About"both Got Warnnings
,
"lets focus in on "Tim Russert (NBC News)got avoid
cliche' award but disawarded 2/1 for using TTMA
FORGET THOSE OTHER WARS
HERE IS A WAR FOR THE HEARTS AND
MINDS OF NORTH AMERICA
Publisher says "You Know Constabulary"©2003 TheUSMat formed to enforce
Royalty collection SEE RECURITING AD.. JOIN THE FORCE AGAINST EVIL FORCES
TalkRadio is now entering into a new revolution and not since the
control over music rights when Rock and Roll was first introduced has the
industry been sent into such a dizzying dither.
In order
to save the world from you know.War has been declared on You Know. A
plethora of Copyrights has been applied for by The US Mat publisher L.J.Keslin
to such expressions as "You Know" or "Ya Know" or "Talk To Me About" and
Ehey? (Eh !).Reports are he has decided to declare war on You Know which he
considers an" insidious inflection." © 2003 L.J.Keslin and
"Insidious Inflection
Contamination"
I.I.C. MUST BE CAST INTO SYBERATION !
According to insider Bob Bell, setting
aside his Winslow's chicken in the basket related "Talk radio show hosts clown
around too much. Radio illuminaries sit behind their PC consoles wether nude or
in the briefest of clothing or in their overcoats in the midst of whatever act
they are doing beside their job."
"W.E.Zokcitzoum Lawyer"©2003thusm-ljk, determined, "Abusers will now be
assessed a royalty fee for use of those terms being used hundreds of times a day
and night.W.E.Z.L.(pronounced weazel) as he is known about town as, was alarmed
and dismayed when he heard esteemed nationally sydicated PBS TV host Louis
Rukheiser use the " talk to me term "on
6/13/03.
According to W.E.Z.L " Talk Radio show hosts
using the copyrighted terms "you know" or "talk to me about" will be assessed at
the highest rate.Next are their guests such as authors, writers, actors and
other such types. Sports figures will be given a flat rate and allowed 100 uses
of "you know" per five minute air time".
NPR has been found to be the most
egregious offender having the highest demerits and will be assessed at the
highest ever rate. Hearing
this one wag commented " To the millions of listeners weary of the"you
know onslaught"relief may be on its
way.
Hundreds of "you know constables "©ljk have been recruited by theusmat.com
from all over the internet to check on AM and FM local and national radio
stations
As hubris control "You Know Constables" have been
ordered to drape sackcloth over all station mirrors particularly in radio
talkshow hosts studios and enteranceways throughout the world ..CONSTABLES
WANTED TO JOIN THE FORCE AGAINST EVIL FORCES
> Each"you know constable"©2003 are
being given impressive credentials and a resplendent uniform.""We do not expect
them to be challanged " said Lawyer Zocitzum peering up from his word processor
who was in the midst of writing another letter.
theusmat NOW RECRUITING
"YOU KNOW" CONSTABLES TO FIGHT THIS INSIDIOUS INFLECTION JOIN TODAY..
"A Doctor; Yu No© of the "Yu No Research
Institute"©20003tusm has been recruited to COLLUMN WILL
RETURN AFTER ELECTION do
Canada Save your Eh !s*copyrighted 2003 ljk TUSM all
rights res.
CST don't want websites mentioned in any classified ad unless you pay that
outrageous ammount. So much for "Call Northside 777"*
This
website doesn't generate any revenue there are no ads. Its not a business its a hobbledy (a hobbled
hobby)
A
complaint by snail mail went to top of the chain of command to the president of
the division and here is what they
did;
*Call Northside 777 ,was a 1947 movie about a Pulitzer prize story. A
Chicago Times reporter who saw a personal ad placed in the ChicagoTimes by a
mother who's son was convicted of a murder succeeded in obtaining his release
using era technology. The B/W movie stared James Stewart and Richard
Conte
much more story to
follow
SEKRUT WAR ON,"ON", IS
GOING ON
"IS" Expert Ex President
Clinton "it depends on what is,is
means! "
Maybe Asked to moderate
its because its still not declared but it is on.ITS
HERE
But
on, is not just on its like is. The facts are search engines don't know how to
handle a word like on, because like ,it, or ,is,or the, or on and a special
source on "is ", former President Clinton is being considered for
consultation.
On, can have so many meanings. It can
mean above,upon,against,oh gosh oh golly so many many meanings that: So snooty
they; Declare that, on. Oh! On? Its such a common word !! You can just see their
lip curl up and their eye brow raise...thats why they're putting it into the
Syberator to be cast into Syberation contd...
Its been reported by an unreliable source that in order to encourage use of public transit personal use of a vehicle will be banned one day during a working week day on a rotating basis.
Reports are that it was first proposed to be tried first on a voluntary basis but was nixed because a mandating govermnent works better and non compliance doesn't bring in revenues. Violaters will face stiff fines.
The report was not clear if the legislation originated in New York City, London , Seattle , Chicago, Minneapolis, city council, or by some mayor. It was clear that the idea will happen in one of those major citys with a nanny disposition which are running serious deficits in public transit. The source exclaimed that such a move would wipe out those pesky losses and not require local jurisdictions to tap into the pockets of state and national taxpayers. If it was New York City it is expected Mayor Bloomberg would be exempted. Two views Anorak UK Huffington Post